Fly on a hot light-bulb. / Cat on a hot tin roof.

I'm sitting in my living room. I can see a fly flying around the lamp. I wish i was amused that easily. Come to think of it.. STUPID FLY'S! what a waste of the ability to fly! If i could fly, i would'nt be silly enough to put it to use by throwing myself into a hot lightbulb repeatedly. That's just silly. Go away fly. you stink.